a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH
YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING
OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS
there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library
albums i’d like to have sex to
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"No Anna, I don’t want to build a f***** snowman right now".
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
when your freshly sharpened pencil breaks on contact with the paper
Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how diverse all the female body types are?
Up until recently it seemed like there was just a stock body shape for shows, and now I’m seeing so many different ones and it makes me happy. It’s just really lovely.
Adventure Time and Bravest Warriors both created by pen ward. Natasha Allegri is the creator of bee and puppycat, Rebecca Sugar is the creator of Steven Universe. Both have worked on Adventure Time as well.
meanwhile disney still insists there’s only one conceivable female face/body that will look good in animation…
the murder scene of a scene kid
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
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